Forget everything you think you know about humanity's favourite pastime.

This isn't your high school sex-ed class—it's an outrageous deep-dive into the raucous history of rooting.

We go top to bottom from Asexual Amoebas to Metrosexuals and the Bloke Mind Virus and all the ugly bits in-between.

So if sex through history is a sexy you mystery, or your just an out of luck cuck then come on board. 

You'll laugh, you'll blush, and you'll definitely learn something inappropriate.